Jeff Sessions clings to his socks moments after being set free
Washington D.C. – Jeff Sessions has finally been freed
from the Trump Administration after accidentally being given a sock. For the
last two years, diligent house-elf Jefferson Beauregard Sessions served the
Trump house with great loyalty. Despite harsh criticism from Master Trump, and
surviving many vicious Twitter lashings, Jefferson stood by his angry master. Trump
often demand that Jefferson punish himself any time he did something
disagreeable to him. "Jefferson is used to death threats, sir. Jefferson
gets them five times a day at home." stated Sessions. The threats came to
an end today though when Trump accidentally gave Sessions a sock attached to
his termination papers. With tears in his eye, Jefferson exclaimed,
"Master has presented Jefferson with clothes! Jefferson is free!"
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